Wednesday, June 25, 2008

My ban from Hamumu and history

These two sentences are a blogspot exclusive message you have received from me although the message is a copy from something on the Hamumu forums. Aren't you special!

Hello. I am posting this to clear up some of the concerns, questions, and misconceptions that arisen over the few years I have been on the forums. I’ll start by saying what happened. As you know, my first account was Chris Da Lunatic. I made the account back when I played Supreme With Cheese for unhealthy amounts of time and was an avid poster of the forums. Eventually, my spamming was much and after many warnings I made a post in General Blabber or Dr. Lunatic that I don’t remember. I’m pretty sure I didn’t consider it spam, but Jamul did and I was banned. Bricks were dropped. After many different accounts such as swc_102, Cel-Shaded Link, and Goruad_Mario, I made the account 31337 that I used to hang out on the chat and eventually join the forums.
I posted a lot until eventually it was found out that I was Chris Da Lunatic and I was given a second chance. All was going smoothly until one fateful day on chat, I thought it would be totally 1337 to tell Ducklegion via PM about an obscure Japanese potty training video on youtube featuring anthropomorphic waste. This, of course, did not sit well with him and Hammered quickly knew. I was banned from the chat and was just using the forum. After many topics in Total Mayhem that were spammy, Jamul decided that it would be best to screen every single post of mine before it would be submitted. So, he did, and my habits of spamming and civil disobedience were no more. I quickly grew tired of this and jumped into the chat with names such as “Yahoo Slurp Spider” and something to the effect of “Rickroll”.
I got banned again and my last chance to be on the forums was gone. Bricks were dropped. So, after, I’m sure, making a few more accounts, I made the short lived KS1 which served only to annoy. This was banned. I’m pretty sure between December 2007 and May 2008, I had no intentions of rejoining until I made Ion Sumo. As you know, I posted suspiciously like 31337. I had made one other terrible mistake. I had Pmed Mr. Onion in the chat saying that I am CDL. At one point faked Schizophrenia for the lulz and developed another personality which as an evil, fursecuting, criminal mastermind who spoke in red text. I got bored of this really quickly. Soon after, I was mysteriously banned. While some people in the topic
openly rebelled and the veterans unquestionably followed Jamul, Mr. Onion remained unnervingly silent taking neither side.

Anyways, I’d like to point out a few things.

1. I was not Suicidal Lunatic. Kamikaze actually gets stuff done such as taking out a few people with you, starting wars, or making watermelons significantly more interesting, but Suicide just kills you. What’s the fun in that?
2. Vote: Mr. Onion
3. I blame everything on Ducklegion and take no responsibility for my actions. Wheeee!
4. Unlike Jamul said, I don’t have zero respect for the rules, I just have an alarmingly little amount of respect of certain rules.
5. I may or may not come back. If I don’t come back, I’ll probably make a last will and testament topic.
6. Vote: Mr. Onion
7. I reserve the annoyance of reposting this if it is deleted right away.
8. My doctor says I have problems with losing and will not accept defeat. I told him that he is a stupid quack and that no illness will get the best of him. I sucker punched him in the face, took his wallet, and ran out of the building.
9. My email and Live Messenger address is In case you need to contact me. I will also be restarting my blog at This message is posted in my blog.